So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
tell me about the eggs
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