I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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