is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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