My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
