Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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