he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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