i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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