The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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