You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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