..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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