woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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