woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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