I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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