Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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