i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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