I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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