A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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