oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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