if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I puked a lego.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
NoShamevember. You game?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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