hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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