like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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