my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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