Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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