i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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