I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
