so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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