Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
just tell him i said nine months
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
