is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
ok first of all what the fuck
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