i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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