i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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