but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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