take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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