You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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