On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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