Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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