check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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