am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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