You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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