The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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