It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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