Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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