but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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