He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I stole a fireplace last night.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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