Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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