Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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