Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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