you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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