susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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