He asked me if I "almost moaned"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Drake has all the answers
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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