I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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