I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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