is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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