So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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