he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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