nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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