I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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