my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
